Did you know that your body is like a lollipop and if you have sex you're just a "poorly wrapped, saliva-fouled sucker." Please, click the link for some more LOLz like how HIV/AIDS is contracted through skin contact (that one's for you, mom) and condoms cause cancer. Good luck, everybody, you're all gonna die. It was nice knowing you.
In other news, I'm freaking cold. Today was crazy windy and the coldest temps we've had so far. Also, I'm counting down the hours until Friday at 2:05. As the week goes on, sugar levels and anxious jumping up and down in the seats increases, meaning this week is going to be the best EVER. I already had some fun students that pushed my buttons today. One was jacked up on all sorts of sugar and caffeine and one tugged on my shirt like a 5 year old for a good 5 minutes before I told her to leave me alone.
But, next time you see me, give me a high five because I finished grading the first wave of research papers before break. WTG, me!
Monday, December 17, 2007
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my personal fav is that lipstick is made from aborted fetuses. jesus lord. how did anyone not tell me that? never buying lipstick again.
i am also counting down the days til you guys are here. i'm getting bored and its only monday. oh well. can't waitttttt.
Thanks for the card! High five on getting your research papers graded!!!! I am so behind on grading that it is insane!
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