TG is a student who has a big personality and is not afraid of being brutually open and honest. He's a good source of laughter in class due to his quick moving mind and imagination.
Today, TG's class was pretty small and quiet due to SOLs. We were also stuck together for about 2 hours. They were working independently on two different things, so I was at my desk, attacking the massive amount of grading I have to take care of.
About one hour in, it's nice and quiet and then... the noise. You know the noise. The noise of someone farting and not being shy about it. Some teachers dread it because it brings on the giggles in your students.
After I heard the noise, I looked up, pretty sure I knew who it could be.
TG: Yep, that was me.
Girls around him: Good night, I was right near you! Ewww!
TG: Not my fault y'all got all quiet right as it happened.
Amber: You leaned forward!
Casey: He totally leaned forward, you do this all the time in other classes. Mrs. P, he does this all the time and his farts smell like death. He once did that in International Relations and half the class had to leave.
TG: That's true...
Casey: He made me puke in my mouth. (Imagine a very well-time, spaced out statement. She looked at me with the most sincere look I've ever seen. She was dead serious and disgusted. I didn't meant to laugh, but I had to)
Kayla: That's pretty serious if he made you puke in your mouth.
TG: That's the G! You can't tell me you know someone else who could make them puke in their mouth. I mean, who else can do that?
Casey: You're lucky I kept it in my mouth!
He was proud of his ability. I laughed so hard because they were all so serious, debated about whether or not it was possible to make someone puke in their mouth from a fart, etc. TG was completely serious and proud that no one else could say they met someone other than him that could cause someone to puke in their mouth by farting.
Wow. My seniors are something else.
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